Jokes

What grows on yolk trees?
Egg-corns
What's a chicken's favorite tree?
A yolk (oak) tree
What do you call the door to a chicken barn?
The hen-trance
What do you call an excited chicken?
Hen-thusiastic
What do chickens call a school test?
Eggs-amination
Why did the chicken cross the road, roll in the mud, and cross the road again?
Because he was a dirty double-crosser
Knock, Knock! Who's there? Chicken. Chicken who?
Chicken your pockets, maybe your keys are there
What did one chicken say to the other after they walked through poison ivy?
“You scratch my beak and I’ll scratch yours!”
Why did the chicken cross the basketball court?
Because the referee kept calling fowl
What do chicken families do on Saturday afternoon?
They go on Peck-nics
Why do chickens lay eggs?
Because if they dropped them, they would break
What does the chicken say to get across a busy street?
Eggs-cuse me, please
Where do chickens like to go on vacation?
San DiEGGo
Definition of relay....
What chickens do when the farmer takes away their eggs.
Where do you find information about eggs?
In the hen-cyclopedia
Why did the chicken cross the playground?
To get to the other slide
What do you get when you put a Tasmanian Devil in a chicken coop?
Deviled eggs
What do you call a bunch of chickens playing "hide and seek"?
Fowl play
Why can't you tease egg whites?
Because they can’t take a “yolk”
Why did the chicken lift weights?
She needed the eggs-ercise
Why did the chicken cross the beach?
To get to the other tide
What do you call a city of 20 million eggs?
New YOLK City
Why are chickens so neat?
Because they always have a comb
Who wrote the book "Great Eggspectations"?
Charles Chickens
Why are chickens good employees?
Because they work around the cluck

Fun Factoids

A hen requires 24 to 26 hours to produce an egg
A hen requires 24 to 26 hours to produce an egg; 30 minutes later, she starts all over again!